if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
Man everyone takes such good pictures of themselves so nonchalantly and i have to take like 50 and pick the one that least makes me look like a forty year old drug addict.
Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
you cant spell “procrastination” without “ocra” which kind of sounds like “okra” which is a vegetable idk where i was going with this post