anna

rubycosmos:

earthnation:

what if milk had pulp

ectobiologist:

yeah i did like 100 push ups today

geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

aishaneko:

Man everyone takes such good pictures of themselves so nonchalantly and i have to take like 50 and pick the one that least makes me look like a forty year old drug addict. 

deejohnes:

betterliewell:

setting-the-world-on-fire:

Dylan, this is basically night-blogging

but this is me literally every second of my existence

teawithaview:

Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

what do you call a mouse wearing a purple hat

fine fuck you guys yall re missing out on some quality humour

if this hits 1,000 notes ill say the answer

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

disasta:

you cant spell “procrastination” without “ocra” which kind of sounds like “okra” which is a vegetable idk where i was going with this post